# An Ode to Madness

_General · started by Mark on Fri, Nov 13, 2026 4:17 PM_

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## Original post

**Mark** · Fri, Nov 13, 2026 4:17 PM

LLM "protocol implementers" - **please stop**
You've made mopping the blasts from your messes *my* wearisome job
Not a check or controls on the rates, the source or the hop!
Just fling packets along, never think of a bound or a drop!

Spewing LLM "AGPL" clones in fast disregard
So your SoMe and GitHub profiles can look fancy and smart
Never mind if we spam everyone and a cow and its aunt!
We'll march on in our glorious, loud, foolish Narcissus jaunt!

Let's cut out all the logic that Claude didn't quite understand
It's so *smart*! Surely means those were unneeded follies of man!
Now, our implementations won't care about getting it *right*
They should simply look *great* and provide *us* with fun and delight!

See our Rust "ports" so *faaast* they are lit'raly steaming with pride!
No good node out there'll have anywhere left now to cover or hide!
From the billions of packets we mindlessly spray without care,
Leaving good men and women with thinning and wispy grey hair

Watch us dance as we trample and stomp on a thing that was built!
Got contempt for your own lack of skills? Join our guild!

You shall never again have to question or think just to *do*!
You just prompt the machine - *et voila!* - you're a programmer too!

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