LLM "protocol implementers" - please stop
You've made mopping the blasts from your messes my wearisome job
Not a check or controls on the rates, the source or the hop!
Just fling packets along, never think of a bound or a drop!
Spewing LLM "AGPL" clones in fast disregard
So your SoMe and GitHub profiles can look fancy and smart
Never mind if we spam everyone and a cow and its aunt!
We'll march on in our glorious, loud, foolish Narcissus jaunt!
Let's cut out all the logic that Claude didn't quite understand
It's so smart! Surely means those were unneeded follies of man!
Now, our implementations won't care about getting it right
They should simply look great and provide us with fun and delight!
See our Rust "ports" so faaast they are lit'raly steaming with pride!
No good node out there'll have anywhere left now to cover or hide!
From the billions of packets we mindlessly spray without care,
Leaving good men and women with thinning and wispy grey hair
Watch us dance as we trample and stomp on a thing that was built!
Got contempt for your own lack of skills? Join our guild!
You shall never again have to question or think just to do!
You just prompt the machine - et voila! - you're a programmer too!